February 2010
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2010: Is the bloom off the rose?
Now that we are one month into the new decade, I am cautiously optimistic despite things going wobbly. I had 2 minor crises that reminded me that objects have a habit of falling to pieces despite best intentions. The bright shiny decade is looking slightly tarnished. Like I said, the drama was minor, although I did get stuck in my favorite down jacket for twenty minutes and I thought I was going...
January 2010
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Kingsley may be the biggest name on the movie... →
I needed a little suspense tonight.
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“Daytime TV. I can’t believe this stuff airs. More ads for drugs than...”
– Rider Strong
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“For a shining moment, today looked like it might be the day I got up early,...”
– Rider Strong (I am crushing so hard right now.)
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“Today, in order to buy bulk for my 30th birthday, I became a Costco member. It...”
– Rider Strong (I promise I’ll stop soon.)
“Fact”: if you die alone with a pet, a cat will eat u, a dog will starve....”
– onthestorm (Rider Strong) via twitter
“I’ve always been a grumpy old man just waiting to realize my true...”
– onthestorm (Rider Strong) via twitter
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If tumbularity still existed, I'd be so tumbular... →
Uncovering details of “Dead Like Me” season 2 plot-lines is like catnip for the Internet.
“It’s a slippery slope… beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with...”
– Dana Marschz: Hamlet 2
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Trucker is like Sherrybaby-lite; this is quite... →
And I’m discovering the joys of the cult of Redbox.
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"I get the urge. I give in to it. I can't help...
Because nothing is happening in my personal life, I have been forced to eavesdrop on strangers for content. As somebody who struggles with issues of compulsive behavior, I am always intrigued by the fierce power that consumerism wields. Sitting behind a teen couple at Starbucks, I was amused by the way intimate objects can permeate the conversation. It seemed as if this young man was obsessed with...
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When someone retires from a legendary television... →
“I don’t Twitter. I’m busy.”
– JON STEWART, to new Twitter user Bill Gates, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
Or you can hire me to be your “ghost Twitter writer”... Dude, I won’t let you down!
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Please help kick start the conversation. →
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As a former manager of Urban... →
I am not enraged, but amused.
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I hate to be Debbie Downer, but...
mattharvey:
First thing I read this morning was that 111,000 Haitians have died in their poor oppressed republic. Before I could get too negative though, I remembered Conan O’Brien’s parting words:
“Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. It’s my least favorite quality. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing...
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All night long!
lickystickypickyme:
The all nighter is a bizarre self-flagellation ritual frequently undergone by high school and college students.
All nighters are the filthy byproduct of procrastination, lack of foresight, and panicked desperation.
The modern all nighter is comprised of equal parts stimulants, sleep deprivation, and Wikipedia.
As soon as it’s over, you’ll promise yourself never to let it...
I'm really happy, I'm sugar-coated me. →
Or should I delve deep into my psyche to bring up all the things I really want to say?
“I went through a real chubby phase, so I was not getting girls for a long time....”
– Adam Scott
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Number 1 (the three male actors sleeping together)... →
I would be lying if I said I wasn’t turned on by the idea of twisted threesome.
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k-troll asked: Why do you look a third your age?
The opportunities to embellish are endless! →