January 2010
One last word about 2009 (When did I become emo?)
Come break me down! Bury me, bury me! I am finished with you! Look in my eyes! You’re killing me, killing me! All I wanted was you!
December 2009
Get The Fuck Organized
After tonight’s debacle, this is #1 resolution for 2010. I’m the crown prince of clutter.
“Sometimes I wish that you could just hit the sack and never wake up. If your...”
– The Good Night (2007)
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WTF? Another person unfollowed me? I think it might be time to call it a night. CYA!
Remember that hot minute there when we all thought... →
I tried it once, too.
clinomania
lickystickypickyme:
n. an excessive desire to stay in bed
“The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.” — Samuel Johnson
My favorite part is that fragment of a vivid dream half-remembered upon waking.
Yes I've seen that episode of Seinfeld!
After nearly one hour of tense negotiation, the two parties didn’t seem to be close to an agreement. But then this was not your typical forum for debate. The Burger King on 242 Street & Broadway doesn’t usually host an electronic marketplace. I would not have paid them the slightest bit of attention, but I was distracted by hands. At the risk of sounding like a fetish, I admire a...
This is a domestic powder keg ready to explode,... →
I’m two for two with the family angst dramas. I think I could probably write my own.
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OK, I am officially whining: My neck HURTS. OK, I am logging off now.
I could write a blog. I have thoughts.
(via inothernews)
Is that all it takes these days to start a viral buzz?
The trio works great together. Foster’s amazing,... →
I would liked to have seen it fleshed out more, but otherwise I enjoyed this indie flick.
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I have to stop following new people, if i plan on getting to bed at a decent hour. Bye!
“I could fuck this ice box, I love it so much.”
– Dickie Greenleaf
“I love the Internet. We are like trolling Librarians.”
– Reddit thread (via nickdouglas) I knew Parker Posey was on to something in Party Girl!
"She's the sort of singer you can really connect... →
“You’re an old man trapped in a young man’s body trapped in an age that splits...”
– k-troll (I may have to steal this for my FB status update!)
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I Have That Wellness Attitude.
In an old episode of Howard Stern, he was needling Joan Rivers about her famous lack of patience with stupid people. “You’re not a great lover of humanity, are you?” was the way he phrased the question. I am starting to think that I might be vulnerable to the same social diagnosis based on my increasing antipathy towards fellow man. In theory, I like neighbors. But they tend to...
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Why am I still up?! Sigh. Sleepy time, Tumblr. Good night. :-)
So wait - do y'all'ses celebrate Boxing Day today,... →
(via inothernews)
“The name derives from an old English tradition: in exchange for ensuring that wealthy landowners’ Christmases ran smoothly, their servants were allowed to take the 26th off to visit their families. The employers gave each servant a box containing gifts.”
I'm a fucking Prince...
Hemophilia has featured prominently in European royalty and thus is sometimes known as “the royal disease”.
I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.
It would be fair to mention that forks can be dangerous when placed upside down in the dish drainer. Now, I am checking my wrist every so often to access the damage.
I, like most Americans, have been fully... →
Nobody move a muscle!
I lost follower today, but for the life of me I can’t figure out who it may be. Anybody?
